Ann Summers Gives UK Women a New Toy to Play With
Though a significant number will attempt to deny it, everybody in the UK knows the name Ann Summers. The slightly upmarket sex shop chain has stores in every city centre the length and breadth of the UK. Though I’ve never actually been into one, I’m told that they sell extremely provocative underwear and a few items that make their way into Secret Santa stockings every year. Batteries are supplied. I’ll say no more on the subject. Anyway, Ann Summers have found a new way to make the ladies of the UK yelp with ecstasy at the touch of a button – they’ve gone into the world of online bingo.
According to their website, Ann Summers Bingo is the place to go for the sexiest online bingo promotions. Prizes on offer this month include a sexy outfit to be won each week, starting with “Miss Massage” and finishing with a cheerleader outfit, via the schoolgirl uniform and a “Sister of Mercy” nun’s habit. At least I assume that’s what the Sister of Mercy outfit is, the alternative is that you’ll be dressing like someone from a crap 80s goth band. As well as matching your initial deposit, Ann Summers will give you a free pair of pink leg warmers once you’ve spent £20 on the site. I’ll be honest, they look terrible.
Once you sign up, £1 is immediately deposited in your account, entitling you to play your first ten games of Bingo without paying anything. As well as the by-now unavoidable chat room, there are offers which could see you win a £300 luxury hamper and a whole bunch of side games to give you a change of pace if you’re getting a little bit bored of Bingo. These games all have suitably feminine themes such as “Diamond Slipper”, where you must help poor Prince Charming find the famous footwear lost by Cinderella. A whole range of thrills right there at your fingertips, I’m sure you’ll agree.
